Monday 8 October 2012

Drowned In Sound - Rematch

Dear all,

My busty assistant has just confirmed that our next match will be against Drowned In Sound - a community of pretentious indie wannabes who are more likely to name all of Radiohead B-sides than a England international.

We fully expect a full turn out for the game and those wanting to come to the game and cheer on what should be a fluid and attacking game should park the tour bus next to Drowned In Sounds (it should be on the edge of their penalty box).

The game kicks off at 4pm at Whittington Park, Archway

All the best

Chairman_LMAO

Wednesday 3 October 2012

Apologies

Dear fans of Borussia .Orgmund,

It brings me great sadness to announce that we lost our previous game to Leyton Orienteer. All the players say they tried their hardest, although a couple clearly didn't try hard enough in my book. They will be punished as I see fit, got any suggestions?

You guys are the ones that keep this football team alive and we need your continued support to pick this bunch of losers up from the edge of giving up and give them the strength they clearly need to keep going and actually win their next game.

Thanks for your continued support,

Chairman_LMAO
(Connoisseur)

Wednesday 26 September 2012

Welcome

Welcome to Borussia .Orgmund,

A message from the Chairman_LMAO here. "I recommend a good wine with every meal, but never Rose, it ruins the taste of the subtle flavours"

Thanks for that Chairman....